Yoga one-liners to en-lighten your mood!
1. Yogi eating a bagel. I keep going round & round trying to find my center.
2. Yogi on cybersecurity. Watch out for unknown attachments.
3. Some days I’m flexible, other days I’m just a knot.
4. “This is Awkward pose.” Yes, yes it is… and there are way more than three parts.
5. Yoga is the only time I can touch my toes, and even that’s a stretch!
6. Yoga pants. Because, zippers and buttons are too much of a commitment.
7. Influencer: My body is a temple. Yogi: Mine’s a fixer-upper, so I practice yoga.
8. Hot Yogi: I go for the sweat, but I stay for Śāvāsana.
9. Kids. Why parents have been practicing yoga, since ever since.
10. Chair pose? More like, I regret all my life choices pose.
11. My chakras aren’t aligned—they’re more like a game of Tetris.
Now that we’re on a roll. Grab your mat & head to class!