Matt Jokes: 11 Yoga One-Liners

Yoga one-liners to en-lighten your mood!

1. Yogi eating a bagel. I keep going round & round trying to find my center.

2. Yogi on cybersecurity.  Watch out for unknown attachments.

3. Some days I’m flexible, other days I’m just a knot.

4. “This is Awkward pose.”  Yes, yes it is… and there are way more than three parts.

5. Yoga is the only time I can touch my toes, and even that’s a stretch!

6. Yoga pants.  Because, zippers and buttons are too much of a commitment.

7. Influencer: My body is a temple.  Yogi: Mine’s a fixer-upper, so I practice yoga.

8. Hot Yogi: I go for the sweat, but I stay for Śāvāsana.

9. Kids.  Why parents have been practicing yoga, since ever since.

10. Chair pose? More like, I regret all my life choices pose.

11. My chakras aren’t aligned—they’re more like a game of Tetris.

Now that we’re on a roll.  Grab your mat & head to class!

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