10 Dad Jokes From Our Yoga Matt

Here are some yoga-themed dad jokes to stretch your sense of humor:

1.Why don’t yoga instructors get into arguments?

  • They just let it go!

2.What did the yogi say when asked to reschedule?

  • “I’m flexible with that.”

3.Why did the yoga student bring a ladder to class?

  • She heard it was time for high-level poses!

4.Why did the yogi bring a snorkel to class?

  • He heard it was time to deepen his practice.

5.Why was the yoga student late to class?

  • He Namastay-ed in bed.

6.What do you call a competitive yogi?

  • A poser!

7.Why don’t yogis like donuts?

  • They lack their inner piece!

8.What do you call a group of yogis singing together?

A Namaste!

9.What did the new yoga student say when asked about Eagle Pose?

I had to wing it!

10. Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Namaste.
  • Namaste who?
  • Namaste here until you laugh at my joke!

Hope these help you find our favorite yoga pose – Smile-asana!

Feel free to share these the next time you’re in the studio!

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